Tuesday, 23 October 2018

aston villa 1 v 0 swansea city


So much has happened since my last match report. Steve Bruce and his coaching team have emptied their lockers. In their place Dean Smith has been appointed as Head Coach, John Terry and Richard O'Kelly as assistant coaches, and Jesus Garcia Pitarch as Sporting Director.

In celebration I throw caution to the wind and lash out on a bumper set of M&S specials. Today sees me clad in my new 'lucky pants'. Surely, nothing can go wrong.

There is an air of anticipation at Villa Park, despite the fact that sadly it is a place all too familiar with false dawns. Dean has been in charge for barely more than a week, during which time many key players have been away on international duty. Can he turn things around? Is there still a possibility of promotion after last season's Play Off Finals heartbreak?

As a further portentous nod to ushering out the old and ushering in the new, the match against Swansea City is prefaced by a minutes' standing ovation for the late Doug Ellis, the controversial former owner of the Villa, who died earlier in the week. The nearside touchline is populated by the great and good paying their respects. Bizarrely, the assembled dignitaries obscure the view from the Doug Ellis Stand as Dean emerges to rapturous applause from the crowd.

And so to football. The first thirty minutes is very promising. Villa press high and hard, constantly forcing Swansea onto the back-foot and harrying their midfield.  The reward comes just eight minutes in when Tammy Abraham heads home a delightfully weighted cross from Ahmed Elmohamady. 

The second half starts with more of the same, but sadly Abraham fails to convert two further decent chances.  Swansea start to come back into the game as Villa begin to tire, but some superb saves from the much maligned Orjan Nyland and a last-minute block by Neil Taylor see us through to only our fourth victory of the season.

At times it's not pretty and mistakes are made. That said, I much prefer to watch a team that takes risks and learns from mistakes than a team frightened to get things wrong. No-one in a Villa strip had a stinker today, and at least three players put on excellent performances. Abraham looks classy and his hold-up play, especially in the first half, is magnificent. Nyland keeps us in the game and keeps his first clean sheet. And the irrepressible John McGinn makes mince-meat of the oppostion.

All in all, a good day - and the 'lucky pants' will most definitely be donned again!



 






























Saturday, 20 October 2018

you see the strangest things



before ... or after?


get your offers in - no. 1


no waiting, no parking ... no rest


gotcha!


water-sports in the park


a heavy load to carry


get your offers in - no. 2


not the best place to stand


hot-house troilism


dare you ... just dare you!!!


you're selling beauty??!!!!

endless coloured ways



This beautiful song by Nick Drake always reminds me of Autumn for some reason. It was the last thing he recorded before his untimely death.
 










'From The Morning'

A day once dawned and it was beautiful
A day once dawned from the ground
Then the night she fell and the air was beautiful
The night she fell all around


So look, see the days
The endless coloured ways
And go play the game that you learned
From the morning


And now we rise and we are everywhere
And now we rise from the ground
And see she flies, and she is everywhere
See she flies all around


So look, see the sights
The endless summer nights
And go play the game that you learned
From the morning

Nick Drake

(1948 - 1974)
 

Friday, 19 October 2018

the backseat boys ...



Oh yes, the most famous of all, 'The Backseat Boys' are here!! 

Forget the acne, forget the growing pains, forget the infamous split over a chicken-in-the-basket gig at Merthyr Tydfil's infamous Kirk House Kooler, the boys are back in town. Boris, Arnold, Chris and Kirsten (some mistake, surely) re-unite in all their middle-aged glory. A little less hirsute, admittedly, but still with most of their teeth intact.

'Return' is their new tour-de-force album. Find it now at all reputable record shops and Esso Petrol Stations (special offer with chocolate bar of your choice).

Who can possibly resist their charms?



Wednesday, 17 October 2018

ran out of road ...



She flew in as he waited. Olga landed. Lovers embraced and sinking into one. The journey was crazed.  She wanted him. He wanted her. Speeding down the motorway, taking a turn. Gliding down the hill and skidding and hitting the roundabout at speed and endlessly, endlessly crashing.

He exited the car alone and locked the doors. There was no blood.

They just ran out of road.