Showing posts with label arts centre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arts centre. Show all posts
Tuesday 17 October 2017
Tuesday 26 September 2017
marcel duchamp, eat your heart out!
Dear Sheddists,the second session in our Photography Course focuses on customising white balance which, for the avoidance of doubt, has absolutely nothing to do with the latest deeply deplorable and offensive tweets from the President of the United States of America.
Instead, it's about making sure we get the correct interpretation of colour under conflicting and challenging light conditions. We're given instructions and sent out to take some photos and what better place to go than an artificially lit environment featuring porcelain white sculptures.
Students of conceptual art will be well acquainted with the work of Marcel Duchamp, and in particular his provocative and much lauded study, 'Fountain' which elevated the humble urinal to iconic status. What better then to follow a master, even if I risk incurring an appearance before the local judiciary and the imposition of a geriatric ASBO.
Behold the result - gleaming white and in all its natural glory!
The photographs below are far more sensible and feature some of my fellow students. And what a great bunch they all are!
Best regards,
electrofried(mr)
Friday 22 September 2017
photography class begins ...
the second course I've enrolled on at my local Arts Centre is photography. I have a few moments to kill following the end of the creative writing session and I use it to get out into the adjoining park and take one or two quick snaps.
I admire the Swan Lake boats, spot a lonely kite caught in a tree, stop to chat with a fisherman just on his way home and get caught up in a keep-fit class.
And so onto the class, and it's even better than the creative writing session. The tutor is fantastic. She has a wicked sense of humour and a great gift for engaging everyone from the outset.
Our first task of the course is to take just one photo in the allotted ten minutes. Unsurprisingly I make off to the bar and order a swift pint poured by the patient Steve pictured opposite. A result - on two counts! Suitably refreshed I rejoin the rest of the class, pint in hand.
Can't wait until next week!
Best regards,
electrofried(mr)
Thursday 14 September 2017
a beginning
Dear Sheddists,
many of you will have observed over the years the deteriorating quality of my long-running blog, so with self-improvement firmly in mind I have enrolled in not one, but two courses at a renowned Arts Centre.
I started the classes earlier this week - the first in creative writing and the second in photography - and both were excellent.
During my first class the tutor invited us all to spend three minutes 'free writing' in response to the following introduction..,
'The letter I received today was most surprising because ...'
This was my effort.
'The letter I received today was most surprising because she had died some two years ago. The writing was frail and spidery. Not surprising really given the arthritis that had plagued her in later years. And what was that blotch on the corner of the blue Basildon Bond notepaper? Perhaps a tear? Perhaps a spot of grease that dripped inadvertently from her customary breakfast bacon sandwich?
She so loved to write in the morning. She always left a notebook and pen on the kitchen table before retiring to bed and on awakening she reached for it as automatically as a young child clutching a toothbrush.
But why had it arrived now? Who had sent it and when? He turned the paper over slowly searching for a clue of its origins. He lifted it to his nose and inhaled the faint musky odor of a long-deceased thought that trailed off with a "love you"...
The second exercise we were invited to undertake was the construction of a letter demonstrating emotion. I chose to write one to an anonymous stranger.
'You've been parking our car outside my drive every morning for the last six weeks. I'm fed up with it so that's why you found this note on your windscreen.
You probably don't know it but my my daughter, my pathetic epileptic daughter, is strapped into her wheelchair each and every morning to go to to school. It takes me hours to get her ready. Changing her like a baby, wiping her mouth, making sure she doesn't choke on her mashed-up breakfast. And you - you don't give a stuff do you?
Have you ever seen a six year old choking on a mouthful of food? Well, I have. Watched her rock her head from side to side, turning red, turning blue ... but she's powerless to speak. She's never spoken, she's never screamed. She can't, she just can't - but you make me scream!
Why do you not think of others? Can't you see the sign on the back-window of my van?? The one with a picture of a wheelchair and an ever so polite request to leave room. Well - have you?!!! I see that sign every single day of the week and it reminds me of her, my helpless, hopeless fitting, choking, messed-up little girl in her wheelchair.
She'll never drive a car like you, she'll never walk, never crawl ...
But she smiles. She smiles at me! The sort of smile that lights up my day - that makes up for every single God damned idiot like you who goes his own way without a single thought for anyone but yourself. It only takes a second you know. It only takes one miserable little second to stop and think.
Yours,
the woman whose effing drive you block each and every morning.'
I'm looking forward to seeing how the course unfolds. More soon on what went on in my photography class.
Yours as ever,
electrofried(mr)
many of you will have observed over the years the deteriorating quality of my long-running blog, so with self-improvement firmly in mind I have enrolled in not one, but two courses at a renowned Arts Centre.
I started the classes earlier this week - the first in creative writing and the second in photography - and both were excellent.
During my first class the tutor invited us all to spend three minutes 'free writing' in response to the following introduction..,
'The letter I received today was most surprising because ...'
This was my effort.
'The letter I received today was most surprising because she had died some two years ago. The writing was frail and spidery. Not surprising really given the arthritis that had plagued her in later years. And what was that blotch on the corner of the blue Basildon Bond notepaper? Perhaps a tear? Perhaps a spot of grease that dripped inadvertently from her customary breakfast bacon sandwich?
She so loved to write in the morning. She always left a notebook and pen on the kitchen table before retiring to bed and on awakening she reached for it as automatically as a young child clutching a toothbrush.
But why had it arrived now? Who had sent it and when? He turned the paper over slowly searching for a clue of its origins. He lifted it to his nose and inhaled the faint musky odor of a long-deceased thought that trailed off with a "love you"...
The second exercise we were invited to undertake was the construction of a letter demonstrating emotion. I chose to write one to an anonymous stranger.
'You've been parking our car outside my drive every morning for the last six weeks. I'm fed up with it so that's why you found this note on your windscreen.
You probably don't know it but my my daughter, my pathetic epileptic daughter, is strapped into her wheelchair each and every morning to go to to school. It takes me hours to get her ready. Changing her like a baby, wiping her mouth, making sure she doesn't choke on her mashed-up breakfast. And you - you don't give a stuff do you?
Have you ever seen a six year old choking on a mouthful of food? Well, I have. Watched her rock her head from side to side, turning red, turning blue ... but she's powerless to speak. She's never spoken, she's never screamed. She can't, she just can't - but you make me scream!
Why do you not think of others? Can't you see the sign on the back-window of my van?? The one with a picture of a wheelchair and an ever so polite request to leave room. Well - have you?!!! I see that sign every single day of the week and it reminds me of her, my helpless, hopeless fitting, choking, messed-up little girl in her wheelchair.
She'll never drive a car like you, she'll never walk, never crawl ...
But she smiles. She smiles at me! The sort of smile that lights up my day - that makes up for every single God damned idiot like you who goes his own way without a single thought for anyone but yourself. It only takes a second you know. It only takes one miserable little second to stop and think.
Yours,
the woman whose effing drive you block each and every morning.'
I'm looking forward to seeing how the course unfolds. More soon on what went on in my photography class.
Yours as ever,
electrofried(mr)
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