Friday, 9 November 2012
Journey
Past sentient city rush
and the seemingly stained
concrete
tube
sewer tunnel
horse power
cold cough
day break
HOWL
and an old man
crawling
from the wreckage
push-powder
concave
breasted
run, run, run
and dissolving
shadow land
spectres
and the seemingly stained
concrete
tube
sewer tunnel
horse power
cold cough
day break
HOWL
and an old man
crawling
from the wreckage
push-powder
concave
breasted
run, run, run
and dissolving
shadow land
spectres
Saturday, 20 October 2012
I have not met you
i have not met you
like some slovenly dash my head against the wall
cutting up scenes
in a dark, harsh black and white screaming
animal world
is this not howl?
cast faces to the wind
and unfold
in a rush of blood-stained
silent film
depth-charge
time bombed
explosion
that scrapes back to patina
in a frenzy of flash-danced innocent first-love world
like some slovenly dash my head against the wall
cutting up scenes
in a dark, harsh black and white screaming
animal world
is this not howl?
cast faces to the wind
and unfold
in a rush of blood-stained
silent film
depth-charge
time bombed
explosion
that scrapes back to patina
in a frenzy of flash-danced innocent first-love world
Sunday, 14 October 2012
Fifty Shades of Greyness
Dear Sheddists,
I have yet to read it nor, I suspect, will I ever - but for those of a certain age there remains a twinkle in the eye for the paramour of one's youth. So before it's too late here's the Old Codger's dictionary guide to "Fifty Shades of Grey".
"S&M" - a dyslexic shopping trip for the terminally befuddled
"Bandage" - group restraint, as practiced principally by retired Scoutmasters
"Tartanabulation" - the erotic art of geriatric sub-blanket frottage
"Frottage" - the steamy head on a skinny mug of Ovaltine
"Premature ejaculation" - an unseemly incident during a lawn bowls match involving the unintended early release of the white marker-ball
"Gummylingus" - removal of false teeth prior to oral sex
"Oral sex" - talk of coital activity, before sadly losing the plot
"Dildo" - masturbationary object of pleasure for the mature lady
"Dido" - masturbationary object of pleasure for the mature man
"Aphrodisiac" - chronic condition affecting ladies of a certain age whose heads are set in a spin by thoughts of the late Jimi Hendrix
Happy reading ... that is, if you can find your glasses!
I have yet to read it nor, I suspect, will I ever - but for those of a certain age there remains a twinkle in the eye for the paramour of one's youth. So before it's too late here's the Old Codger's dictionary guide to "Fifty Shades of Grey".
"S&M" - a dyslexic shopping trip for the terminally befuddled
"Bandage" - group restraint, as practiced principally by retired Scoutmasters
"Tartanabulation" - the erotic art of geriatric sub-blanket frottage
"Frottage" - the steamy head on a skinny mug of Ovaltine
"Premature ejaculation" - an unseemly incident during a lawn bowls match involving the unintended early release of the white marker-ball
"Gummylingus" - removal of false teeth prior to oral sex
"Oral sex" - talk of coital activity, before sadly losing the plot
"Dildo" - masturbationary object of pleasure for the mature lady
"Dido" - masturbationary object of pleasure for the mature man
"Aphrodisiac" - chronic condition affecting ladies of a certain age whose heads are set in a spin by thoughts of the late Jimi Hendrix
Happy reading ... that is, if you can find your glasses!
Sunday, 7 October 2012
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